Anita Life

"Total dump. You sit on the toilet to shower and the entire bathroom stays wet all day. Place is sketchy: staff harangues you to leave your keys @ the desk. Smells weird. Stay at a hostel instead."

"Connie Tran does amazing color. All the complaints on Yelp re: expensive cuts don't factor in that color is actually super reasonable. Tell her I sent you, please."

"Amazing neighborhood pool! Tennis courts are sadly decayed, but this adorable pool/park is the best bargain in NOVA! Half the price of other clubs, and friendlier."

"Doctor Sulis is amazing! Stumptown drinks delivered to your pet's private spa!"

"Don't use the bathroom - its straight out of the Saw movies"

"Monday is union night"