Laurie Sea

"Resist the repeated suggestions to upgrade your service and this is a lovely place for a mani/pedi. Shellac available, and chick flicks on a loop."

"Better birth control than the IUD."

"Hold on to your wallets! If Mickey doesn't fleece you, one of the many local pickpockets might."

"The best Italian restaurant I have ever been to, in the US or Italy. The service is impeccable and the food is even better. If I were being executed tomorrow, I'd want my last meal there tonight."

"Good drinks, but pricey for Kalamazoo, probably to keep out the 5 million undergrads nearby."

"Even if you get here early, you'll still miss your flight because they are grossly understaffed."