Andy Simmons

"Try the best hand-crafted martinis on Greenlake!"

"Happy hour here is great!"

"Everything you need to make your own root beer."

"Completely disinterested in selling me shoes. I won't be back. Ever."

"Wonderful hand-shucked oysters on Monday nights!"

"Try the shaken vodka martini, best in the city. Pork belly's not too shabby here either."