Andrew Martin

"Clothes optional"

"I ordered a Zima not emphysema!"

"I smelled isle 13 fart, should have listend to his warning"

"As mayor: you may have my autograph if mayor is in house!"

"It's true, they are bigger then they look"

"The baker there is very handsome. As for the pastries, cinnamon bread, donuts, pies, gourmet cupcakes and the cakes in general are so delicious!!"