Andy Martin

"A real shortage of bins!"

"Sausages & Colcannon smothered in onion gravy and Sweet Country Relish. £3.49! It's the dogs bollocks!"

"If you have to eat at the on-site rezzy, then go/book early, since they don't stock up on all ya favourites!!!"

"Met brecky ain't bad"

"Estrella on tap. Happy hols!"