Andy Carlson

"Witnessed numerous food safety violations. Decent pizza, albeit slightly overpriced."

"Inappropriate to call the cashier a "butt slut.""

"Please don't poop on the greens."

"Poorly managed, inadequately trained staff. It's honestly worth the drive to go to the Ankeny location right now."

"Good place to get raped, if you're into that sort of thing."

"All the supplies you need to fight off diabeetus-aids!"