Andrew Roth

"Pyramid rooms are gross"

"Service is horrible. Waitresses were talking about their personal spousal problems to other waitresses. Then forgot our drinks. Then I left a small tip, she stopped me at the door and demanded more."

"Michalada - amazing."

"Margaritas are amazing."

"If you're 55 and older you'll have a blast. For me (24 years old) I was bored out of my mind. DJ played music from 1970s and earlier....I mean it's Saturday. Look at the empty dance floor."

"Best papusas ever!"