Andrew Hall

"Awful lounge. Warm fridges. No wine. Not even a bag of crisps today. Who designed this place?"

"Authentic flavours, great service. Believe the reviews, it's very good."

"Run a loyalty card, buy 9 pints of real ale, get 1 free"

"Indian restaurant on platform 1 has closed down"

"Nothing much here. A postbox and an old-style phone box. That's yer lot."

"Avoid room numbers ending 11, 12 or 13 as the elevator equipment is noisy. Otherwise great hotel."