Andrew Mondt

"The machines are free. The joystick on Donkey Kong is flakey. Ms PacMan has been hacked! She flies at triple speed."

"Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side."

"Good eats but oh boy is it totally Douchelandia. The skinny jean industry would collapse if the patrons here stopped buying them."

"When you're in the steeply raked seats do NOT lean forward! You block the sight lines of the paupers behind you in the nosebleed seats!"

"By far the worst security ever TSA is efficient but all these families and kids make it a mess."

"Amazing food! Too bad it's not convenient for me to get to."