Andrew Futral

"Try not to kill yourself"

"Suite 1501 waiting room for adult depression/ memory disorders is a FANTASTIC place to mingle and make a new friend! Also maybe, just maybe meet that special someone (with the condition from Memento)!"

"Try the pills!"

"I saw a polish kid with the Benjamin Button disease"

"If you want things to be a little spicey you should maybe say "a little spicey" and not just "spicey". If you can't handle this it means you are lame, not that they make it too hot."

"Try the pecan pie!"