Andrew E

"Apparently my mom has lived here."

"There is no hot tub here. Not that it's indicated anywhere that a hot tub is here. But know that there is no hot tub here."

"The brewing has begun!"

"The douche of a bouncer rejected my valid NJ id and would only take an expired id as proof that it was real. Why would I have an expired id with me? Apparently they enjoy turning business down."

"Eff this place. "Were full." Bullshit you are I just watched you let a couple groups of people in."

"The meatloaf sandwich was delicious."