Andrew Ascher

"Seriously, who likes this shit? Got dragged here again. Sent the short ribs back and left. Impossible to cut the meat. Have a beer and bail."

"Tip: run for your lives. Gross sandwich. Chicken Parmesan was fried lunch meat with sauce and cheese. Wet bread."

"Pineapple shakes!"

"Food is gross. Standard American extra-cheesy slop."

"Ceviche combinado is the best! And I love the candies at the end."

"Pulled pork is amazing! Just a little spicy. Fried green tomato BLT is also great."