Andrew Almgren

"Slowest service of any Qdoba in the city"

"There's a living, breathing transsexual here named Chelsea! Ask for the Cleveland Steamer, she'll know"

"Eat the Kung pow chicken. It so nice and dericious and cost five dorra"

"Get every drink made with the Ristretto shot. It's free and much smoother than a typical shot"

"Here's a tip: let's play just the tip"

"Best way to ruin a good workout at Miramont one block away"