Amie !

"Don't believe the Google, it will take you to the golf course. Just look for the signs."

"Cocktails are tasty and normally the service is good. However there was a fly on the drink, and our server didn't seem to particularly care. Maybe check your drink before ingesting ;)"

"Note to self: read reviews first. Should have got a carrot juice, but ordered a bland, uninspired bloody mary instead."

"Sack up and order the deckhand. Don't be a baby."

"Eat pennyroyal, house spiders!"

"Come get your taco on. Also, try the tamales and the mole, because holy cow."