Ambrose Sharp

"Had a chicken laksa and 6 dim sims and shit myself to kingdom come - poisoned me the bastards!"

"It's a good idea to go around the buoy for some tiddly oggies"

"Below decks is where the culture is at!"

"Quality seafood, but expensive cunts!"

"No where to buy a railway pie..."

"No WRANS in the stoker's mess"