Amber Dawn

"This place is not cheap. Don’t be fooled by the singular dollar sign. And it wasn’t even that good of pizza, really."

"Don’t take your car here for electronic issues. They screw around and then your car goes up in flames. Need new car now. Thanks."

"Ask them to go light on the salt for the fries."

"If you want to get customer service, pretend you have a baby swaddled up in your arms. Bring the if you have them. I was skipped over 2 times today for customers with children."