Alyssa Wainwright

"Buy one get one free pretzels for FourSquare users! Must mention FourSquare when ordering."

"These people suck, shut the gate in our faces and turned off the lights before we even left the parking lot, rude!"

"Shoe release today, how many people will be injured or killed for their shoes today? They need to stop this nonsense..."

"All gone..."

"When you start seeing roaches in there middle of the day in a brightly lit room there is a problem..."

"This mall is in the movie Bruno."