Allison Fordham

"Watch out for the poop."

"If you're here on a monday, you'll get to enjoy various types of meat and maybe get shot with a bb gun!"

"Watch out for bears by the garbage!"

"If anyone steals the awesome golf photo above the video poker machines, I would be willing to pay $50 for it!!!"

"Try the Death by sushi! It's to die for..."

"Be sure to slide down the stairs in a sleeping bag!"