Allie Pocket

"Such a great experience. Get ready to get dirty. Bring a flashlight, extra batteries, a helmet, knee pads..cos you're going into the Bat Cave!"

"Really? The name of this place is "liquor"? How literal."

"There's a "60 second guarantee" on only 2 hours a day / 5 days a week. Other than that, slow as hell. You'll wait about ten minutes & might have to come in to correct the order. Ratchet."

"***THE WAITER CHARGED AN EXTRA $3 TO OUR TIP. THIS IS DISHONESTY AND THEFT. PLZ KEEP YOUR RECEIPTS AND CHECK YOUR BANK/CARD STATEMENTS.***"

"***EVERYONE PLZ CHECK YOUR BANK/CARD STATEMENTS. THERE HAVE BEEN MANY INSTANCES WHERE WAITERS CHANGE THE $ OF YOUR TIP. SERIOUSLY KEEP ALL YOUR RECEIPTS AND STATEMENTS.***"

"Smells like middle-aged semen in here..."