Allen Lopez

"If your kid is sick - I mean coughing with mouth wide open - DON'T CONTAMINATE the rest of the kidlets, you thoughtless tool."

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

"Buttermilk. The best, bar none. You must go: NOW."

"Soo good- I highly recommend and will return. Tried RiceKing down the street-BAD! Hunan Express: Szechuan chicken (combo) fresh, tasty with right spice, soup is flavorful even egg roll is money."

"Seriously people: learn how to park. It's not that hard!!!"

"I was told I could play my radio at a reasonable volume..."