Allen Gwinn

"Such a beautiful Easter Sunday to be Mayor!"

"Be wary of spamvertizers like A List Concierge. Nobody wants to read somebody spam fishing for cash!"

"The cherry limeade. No questions. Just try one."

"Brackets valets WARN people against self-parking--say cars get broken in to at Palomar lots. Be careful!"

"Try the schmear spackled floogle buns... and ask for the secret sauce."

"Try the buttermilk pan fried chicken and ask for the secret sauce!"