Alison Groves

"Go see Holly. I drive up from Nashville just to get a massage from her."

"Don't get locked in the Gimp Cage."

"Rob is the man. Go see him."

"If you need the Internet while traveling, avoid this place at all costs. Absolutely dreadful. In 2011 getting online should be the easiest thing you do."

"I think I just made up a new slogan: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

"Possibly my favorite airport in the country. Would rather make a stop from here than fly nonstop from LAX any day."