Kyle DeWitt

"Red velvet is for suckers. Get dem seasonal cupcakes son!"

"Driving range has 1:3 girl to guy ratio which means watch for golf balls flying all over the damn place."

"Definitely do NOT take the 110 to the stadium. Hop off at 6th and pop back across Caesar Chavez."

"Check out the sweet OBEY knock offs in the entry."

"Sketchiest Starbucks of all time. Parking sucks. Always a line. Potentially lethal traffic on Jefferson and Centinela. But man what are you going to do when you need your fix?"

"Don't try driving the green on 4. You're not going to do it. Lay up and save yourself a couples balls and some embarrassment."