Alex Barclay

"So. My best friend lives on brick lane. This is the best curry I've had in ten years. And the service is impeccable."

"The lunch specials are great. I had a really hearty veg soup. Prices are great. If I lived in Fakenham I'd be here all the time."

"For where it is, this is fine quality food well priced. It's never going to blow your mind, but it's priced accordingly."

"Lots of great non alcoholic drink options which suited me. A good outside area with weird pictures of people with tiny heads and giant hands and bosoms."

"Lovely wee space. We had fun doing Fitzrovia Radio Hour. Hope to be back one day."

"If you nicked my lensed sunglasses from the upstairs room when you were coked up and hammered can you just hand them in? They're lensed you dumb hipster twat."