alex vb

"Just don't do it. Spotty internet, drivers who take the worst route out of the city you've ever seen and spend the whole ride on the phone. Wtf."

"Longhaired rockers will appreciate the fierce dryers in the bathroom, which can double as blowouts if you left the house with wet locks. So I've heard."

"$10/lb for swordfish. Boom."

"Watch out for Sean."

"Only rent from these guys if you want to be insulted by the very sexist redhaired guy. Horrible service. Bikes with bad brakes."

"Yes, the coffee, but also the scones are gaddamn good"