Alex Muñoz

"Play bocce!"

"Here for GW event!"

"Siri, the bitch, said they opened at 7 on Sundays. They actually open at 8."

"Not for me!"

"Beware-it's a total cave. ZERO cell phone reception so lay out rocks or bread crumbs before you go in so that people can find you if necessary."

"The Scrumpy's is a big ass serving of cider (22 oz.) - a real value. Note: Yelp, gives you $5 off of grub!"