Alexis Doles

"Try the wings"

"It really pisses me off when it's 90 degrees outside and they don't make it cooler inside since it's 2011 and everything and such technological advances must not have been made yet."

"Walk across the street to Buffalos and buy a cocktail and then walk back and boast about how amazing your tequila "beer" is"

"Don't blow anyones brains out"