Alex Hoopes

"The food was great, our waiter/table-side comedian was greater!"

"Try the food, it's delicious!"

"Try the golf, it's delicious!"

"Order a route 44 cherry lime-ade and strawberry lime-ade then throw away the strawberry one and enjoy"

"If you are a regular at the library make sure you mean mug the people that steal your regular spot during finals week"