Alexander Hurley

"Key lime mousse is more like jello and graham cracker crust has absorbed other flavors from around the fridge. A lousy end to a lousy meal."

"This place is so boring it will make the rest of your life seem really exciting!"

"I followed Frank here from Ridgefield. His new "Barber Spa" offers up great haircuts, straight razor shaves, manicures- you name it."

"Avoid the manager with the tattoos. He is useless"

"Best drugs in town!"

"Double chocolate chip muffin."