Alexander Austin

"Patric Graham is a maniac"

"I'm back.... One year later! Still looks brand new.... Very clean hotel"

"Don't pee in the pool!!!!!!!"

"Nursery lady is cool!!"

"Make sure you sign for a time slot on the equipment.... Some folks are Nazis about it."

"Try this: always stay to the right, ignoring the parking signs and trail markers. You will make a big loop. Keeping you out of the cluster f@&k. Enjoy!!"