Alex

"So breakfast. Such pancake. Many egg. Very hash browns. Wow."

"YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!"

"Our waitress gave us a "That's what she said." Best service ever."

"Service was brutally slow during my visit. I guess the chicken had to lay the eggs before they could cook them."

"If being slow was an Olympic sport, this Chipotle would be Oscar Pistorious."