Al Chong

"Here's a tip. Don't piss off the guy who lives here."

"Be nice to the residents."

"Don't get your tires here. It'll be three hours before you get to leave. It's like it's everybody's first day here. There's a reason why the doors open from the outside but not the inside at the shop."

"Bring cigars and whiskey and you can stay as long as you like."

"Hole 15 is the one to make up your score on."

"Long wait for the food. Longer if you're not Indian."