Alasdair Scott

"It's known as The Gutter Bar. Because, you know, that's where you'll wind up :-)"

"Nice juice, sloooow service."

"Enzo and Dan make the best Pizza in Hackney. Try the house Ginger & Rum cocktail for maximum yumminess!"

"You'll come for Pliny the Elder on tap and stay for the loose chicks."

"Go for the tasting menu, including the wine. Awesome. Also, the most wonderful staff add to the whole shebang."

"You really want to have at least half a tank of gas."