Andy Westmoreland

"I don't always eat breakfast at Two Beards Deli, but when I do, I order the Most Interesting Man In The World sandwich."

"No such thing as a quick drink here. Slowest service in town?"

"Don't be expecting the bus on Sunday or late night. You'll be disappointed, and walking."

"Support UntilLoveIsEqual.com here every regular council meeting until it is! Alternate Wednesdays at 7:00pm"

"The Devil Dancer is full of spicy goodness, but not for the delicate palate. Be warned: if you're not comfortable with vindaloo strength this sandwich will eat you for breakfast! Best eaten with beer"

"WARNING: Spicyness is not West-MI-adjusted. "Medium" here is vindaloo strength. Go higher at your peril!"