Matt Roach

"Worst bar service ever. The ONE barman present took 7 fucking minutes to make someone a cocktail!"

"Very cosy (and warm) pub with an incredible amount of Xmas decorations. Friendly staff too."

"If you're coming back from Download Festival, DON'T try to flush mud down the toilet. IT'S NOT THE SAME AS SHIT."

"Asked for a medium-rare steak, got a well-done, crap one. Although they did give me a free dessert when I complained."

"Try the chicken satay for a starter. Chicken in warm peanut butter! Fucking lovely."