Alistair Mitchell

"Bocata de lomo con queso €4.50. Un sandwich de mierda para lo mismo precio con Easyjet. Ya sabes"

"Don knock Stansted. Travel weekly from here and compared to Heathrow it is easily the best London airport. Although if anyone works in border control can you sort that out as it manned by numskulls"

"Worst train service there is. Try to avoid - but fastest way into London however"

"Good curry house. Decent value and quality."