Albert Vidal

"Come marvel at the world's most poorly designed parking lot! Bring a bike as any car larger than a Yaris won't fit without taking 2 spots."

"Don't order for all your friends when I'm behind you."

"This place brings the heat! Easily the best pizza in Tampa. The garlic knots are unbelievable. So is everything else..."

"And the papa bear said, "someone's sleeping in MY bed". Lol"

"Try the left side. It lacks the trench of the right side."

"Please don't check in to my living room."