Adam Noecker

"The everything bagels with garden vegetable cream cheese and coffee are the reason I suffer from halitosis everyday."

"Beware: Hamlet, Prince of Denmice, here to avenge his father's death."

"Bring treats for the Mouse King. Preferably brie and chardonnay; he's classy like that."

"They need more food and longer hours since theatre majors will be living here next year. :/"

"The Disney movies here are primo."

"You will most likely end up slip stitching all of the fabric in sight."