Adam Roy

"The least busy theatre in the city. Also my favourite."

"It ain't no super-pretty U, dats fer shure."

"Tell the owners to buy a gosh darn couch for the main floor lobby!"

"Hey, Empire Building! Buy yourself a couch for the lobby! Pull yourself together and become an adult."

"Don't go here. Buy on Steam like someone living in 2011."

"If you have a horse, pick up it's feces. This is simple."