Adam Jeschke

"WTF was the first thing I thought of when I hit the freeway eastbound... it was only 1 lane that day..."

"King of Johnny V's Challenge! Eat it in 45 minutes and it's free!"

"Avoid the rain... Lubar to lapham, lapham to chem, chem to ems, ems to physics. :-)"

"Bring a swimsuit :-)"