Adam Hassett

"When the bartender loses faith in your ability to ride the hill..."

"Safety first.... while at the bar."

"Warm up, chill out... ask Stacy about her tiger tattoo!"

"Why is there a picture of all those stupid hats at a unicorn stable? Doesn't make sense."

"Best sledding hill in St Cloud! (Respect 18+ after 8pm)"

"Get here before 8 if you want something other than pizza."