Tony Cicirello

"Nice big portions! Tuna mix is the best."

"Seemed to be very confused about my free 1/2 chicken!"

"It aint no virgin gyms!"

"As I am often the Mayor I guess I should leave a tip...don't talk to strangers. Unless the tennis is on and they're cute."

"Come with pizza"

"Hold your breathe if you need to use the loo."