Aaron Johnson

"The coffe here is shit"

"No need to complain, the servers don't give a shit about you. Sit back and enjoy the scenery this adventure may take a while"

"The people here never leave"

"The two guys that own this place are pretty cool dudes. Most of you guppy scumbags don't even deserve the privlidge to be here but if you're custys, buy two and make these guys rich."

"There is an actual Michael J Fox that works here."

"The Tab here tastes like shit"