Aaron Byous

"Buy Butt-ler veggie foods and he will show you his tits. Avocado and sour cream are bad. Coke is good. (Cola for him, drugs for you!)"

"Sick ink, bro."

"There is no poker room here. So unless you want to cluck off your money to games of chance you will always lose on the long run, get your ass up to Talking Stick at 101 & Indian Bend. They have poker."

"Professional Escrow Resources is also online at http://docprepper.com! Real estate document preparation. Deeds/title transfers, LLC stuff, estate planning, etc. They will prepare, notarize & record."

"They have two other locations. Good rehearsal space, but you're gonna drop a few hundred bucks a month minimum."

"Pepper wine glasses are par for the course."