Aaron Allen

"Wow, that garlic sauce. It's just like mayonnaise but with magic mixed in."

"Never been to prison, but this is how slow and indifferent I imagine the service would be. The staff are so put off by being busy you may start to wonder if they are paid by the grunt/huff vs. tips."

"Bring a super snooty attitude. It's the only one the staff here know. You'd get better service as a fat dude in a sorority house than here. Should be named "Disdain" instead of DiVino."

"Internet password is junibor1"

"If you have a Mohawk or fauxhawk, they may try to recruit you for the staff. Good food, scary service."