Aaron Vince

"If you are walking on to the boat without a car expect no help from the staff. They will look at you like some sort of mythical creature or a bulbous wart is growing on your face. The island is great."

"I seriously doubt the legitimacy of Nicole's bombastic complement."

"Sunrise is dead! Last day is Jan 29. Up to 70% off till then. 30% off vinyl!"

"BUBBLE TEA!!!"

"Vegetarian food here is cheap as eggs! Check it out!"

"Get the cookie dough blizzard. You won't regret it!"