Alex Alabiso

"Maybe we caught them on a bad night... But I never knew a guacamole burrito was just a tortilla loaded with guac and guac only.... Or that enchiladas and chimichangas were the same thing... No mas..."

"This place kinda sucks now..."

"Try the bacon brownie... Yeah I know... sounds gross... but it's amazing..."

"The mafongo here is the best on the island"

"The ham, pineapple and jalapeno pizza is awesome here."

"Fungi's is famous for "The Roots", a 187 proof shot infused with local roots, herbs and insects. Do this shot and knock down another "TO DO"!"