maurice cruz

"Call in and order the Ramen to go.  It'll be ready in ~15 min.  If you eat in there, you'll smell like food for the rest of the day.  But the food is good so, maybe you'll like smelling yourself. "

"A doctor lives here. He'll save your life in exchange for beer."

"Ask for Titipong... he gives out favors"

"Wifi on the 4th floor and above sucks balls."

"Mac & Cheese has gone downhill. Bring back the penne!"

"There's like 10 restaurants for every 1 clothing store here. Filipinos love to eat."