Michael Caine

"WH Smiths leave the chillers off till 8 or 9am so if you arrive before this time you wont get an ice cold drink"

"You know when a place is run down when external pipes are held together with gaffa tape"

"the costa's here does not take costa club card :'("

"I work here! no cash machine :'("

"her in doors, dont like it in T.G.I's, but i like to go down n give the yanks some support!"