Damon Durham

"Parmesan truffle fries are pretty damn tasty."

"Bomb sht my nga"

"Geranimo is the best barber I've come across since I've lived in Florida, if you sit in his chair you're gonna have a good day."

"The lady that works here in the morning is so damn stingy you'd think you were taking the food from her family. Bitch, give me some fucking onions!"

"Weigh yourself before you come, they don't have a scale. "

"Don't fuck around and get ya ass shot off."